Is There Anything Less Shocking Than A Florida Man Attacking His Friend With A Sword After A Drunken Fight About Penmanship?

[Source] - A North Fort Myers man attacked his friend with a sword, according to an arrest report from the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.  Shawn Taylor, 54, is accused of assaulting the victim after a drunken argument over his penmanship. 

The two were drinking at Taylor’s apartment on Hart Drive in North Fort Myers, the report said. After arguing, Taylor told the victim he wanted to have sex with him. The victim declined his advances, according to the report. 

The answer is no, there is nothing less shocking. Also the fact that he wanted to have a little sex after the argument and got turned down. All of this is the least shocking thing I’ve heard this week.

What I do need to know is just how bad is this penmanship? Also is this guy a lefty. That’s important, because we are unfairly judged with how bad our handwriting is. I can’t help that I grew up smearing ink all over my hand and writing like shit because of it. It was part of the times! You try getting your hands stuck in the ring of the trapper keeper as you try to write a cursive s, damn near impossible.

I do love how the quarrel just immediately went into sex – also love how the reporter just casually mentioned it. Like I said, this is Florida, there are minimal rules. But if you get all hot and bothered yelling about penmanship, you’re dick probably gets a little stiff and you’re all boned up. Probably got turned on by his friends good handwriting.

And of course – OF COURSE – this happened with a sword. A real Florida thing. You just pull out your sword and attack your friend. You don’t go for a knife. You don’t go for a bat. You of course have a sword.